Cisco: That mother fucker loaded...he got piles of cash just layin' around the crib.
Cisco: Why don't you just dump the bitch?
Melvin: The truth?
Cisco: Yeah, I want the truth.
Crunch: You can't handle the truth.
Cisco: (to Crunch) Shut the fuck up.
Melvin: The truth is, I can't handle the idea of her not liking me. I can't handle the idea of anybody not liking me.
Cisco: Hey Melvin, the hundred or so people you've killed in the last five years, more than likely have families that don't think too highly of you. (Laughs).
Melvin: Understand this, okay? I absolutely, positively cannot be the only person falling head over heels in love in this relationship. It's got to be mutual.
Melvin Smiley: Technically, you can call me a hitman.
Keiko Nishi: Really? A hitman? Does that pay well?
Melvin Smiley: Oh of course. I make a killing.
Vinnie: Ladies, you're so fine I want to pour milk over you and make you a part of my complete breakfast.
