Skin Deep (1989)

Zach: You are such a prick!
Leon 'Sparky' Sparks: Most of my friends are pricks.
Zach: Most of your pricks are friends.

Zach: There is a God! And he's a gag-writer!

Zack Hutton: My name is Zachary Hutton and my wish is to fuck you.

Zach: I take it back. You're too much of a cunt to be a prick.

Rebecca: Do me a favor, Zack?
Zachary Hutton: Name it, Becky.
Rebecca: Don't call me Becky. I fucking hate it.
Zachary Hutton: I'm truly sorry, Rebecca. It fucking won't happen again.

Jake: I gotta get home to the fucking loved ones.

Zach: What would you do if I told you I've been celibate for six months?
Alex: Cross my legs.

Zachary Hutton: If you think I'm such a failure, why do you keep on representing me?
Leon 'Sparky' Sparks: That's like asking a heroin addict why he keeps shooting up. It's because he keeps hoping for that first-time rush, that cherry high, even though he knows he'll never get it again. He's hooked and he keeps hoping.
Zachary Hutton: Watch out, I may surprise you.
Leon 'Sparky' Sparks: You watch out, I'm beyond surprises.