Peaches: What's it like being a parent?
Ben: Every corny thing you've heard about having a kid is completely and utterly true... It's the only reason we're here.
Dot: Trev, what would you do in that situation?
Trevor: Oh, I'd most likely shit myself.
Ben: And I most likely would have to clean it up.
Dot: Don't worry about them. They're idiots.
Peaches: Oh, OK.
Ben: I have to clean him up when he shits himself.
Dot: God.
Ben: I'm getting a patty melt, I don't give a shit.
Dot: I've have exactly one life, and for reasons I myself don't really understand, I now believe that life somehow will not be fulfilled unless I'm standing at the bottom of the worlds deepest pit with you two perverts.
Ben: You think because you're in a wheelchair that gives you the right to say and do whatever you want?
Trevor: You ever considered that maybe I'm just a prick, with or without the wheelchair?
