Vanessa: Have you met them yet.
Mike Schmidt: Met who?
Philip Leroy: Here's a pinch, so you can grow an inch. And you know where you need that inch!
Charles Cameron: Best day of my life.
Elaine: Who says that when a womanizer and a gold digger get together things don't turn out well for either of them?
Sharon: May you always love each other as you do today. I now pronounce you not husband and wife.
Ines: What's going on? What's that thing we saw?
Paul: I don't know.
Paul: Oh, that poor man. I ask him to come here and I treat him like shit.
Paul: No, no, baby. Hey, listen to me. Listen to me. It's not your fault. You couldn't have known. None of us could.
Ines: What is that then?
Paul: Some kind of shark.
Chato: It's not a shark. It's a megalodon.
Tommy: Those don't exist.