Matt: Hand me a bag of shit and tell me it's fish and chips.
Mike: Why would anybody want a phone without a keyboard?
Tim Ballard: Do you know there are 22 million new images of child porn on the internet? That's up 5,000% from just 5 years ago. 5000%.
Dante: Hey dorks, what are we blowing up?
Dante: What? The Vatican? Wow. Bet you guys are going to hell.
Father: Thanksgiving is a time for appreciation. To celebrate with the ones that we love the most. And a time for all families to be together. Let's eat.
Maddie: Does anyone even fuck anymore?
Hal Dockins: I mean, Jerry's a... a dream client. He's got a great narrative. He's a war hero. A decorated war hero. He served in World War II. He was, he was awarded the Distinguished Flying Cross... for service for his country.
John Kramer: I still have a lot of work that needs to be done.
Gracie: I don't think we have enough hot dogs.
Vikram Rathore: I'm a Jawan. I can give my life a thousand times, but, only for my country. Not for people like you who sell our country.
Vikram Rathore: So Kalee, No deal!
Dennis Tanner: You might be excited about working here. That would be a mistake. You are the lowest of the low, Mr. Carpenter.
Bella Baxter: I have adventured it and found nothing but sugar and violence.
Bianca: You've been stress grape gathering all night!
Ernest Burkhart: Can you find the wolves in this picture?
Bruce Wayne: Tell me something. You can go anywhere you want, right? Any timeline, any universe. Why do you want to stay and fight for this one?
Barry Allen: Because this is the one where my mom lives.
Felicia Montealegre: There are many things stopping me, but fear is not one of them.