Paul: See, history is either a lie or a bore... History can't compete with video games, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr, Snapchat, Vine, Kik, Burn Note, Whisper, Yik Yak, Skype, Tinder, Grinder, texting, sexting, porn, and that shitty, shitty, shitty orgy of mind numbing mistake called Hollywood. You see, kids, history can't compete. History is over. Everything is happening in this second. (00:36:41)
Ray Dussette: Why would you build a self destruct on this space station?
Jake Lawson: In case this space station fell back to earth.
Beca: Guys, we've never competed against bands that actually have instruments. So what's the plan?
Serenity: Aw, you guys just sing other people's songs, right? Like karaoke? That's so cute.
Calamity: I'm Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity, and Charity.
Fat Amy: If I joined your group I could be obesity.
Chucky: Kyle?
Kyle: Andy sent me. We're gonna have some fun.
Gardner: I have to make decisions like what's best for the family.
J. Paul Getty: When a man gets wealthy, he has to deal with the problems of freedom. All the choices he could possibly want. An abyss opens up. Well, I watched that abyss. I watched it ruin men, marriages, but most of all, it ruins the children.
Katie: God, what have I done?
Philip: The only women allowed in the house were the dogs.
Denver: Whether we're rich or poor, or somewhere in between, we're all homeless, just working our way back home.
Maddy Whittier: I wish I could remember them.
Pauline: Maybe it'd be easier if I couldn't.
Terrence: Belle, this is Marissa. She's my girlfriend.
Marissa: You wish.
Terrence: M, uh, this is my friend Belle.
Belle: You wish.
Terrence: Wow. All kinds of love for Terrence today. See how it is?
Susie Webster: Dad, no-one writes letters anymore.
Susan Carpenter: I need a Nemesis Vanquish 7.62 with a Litton Ranger Night Vision scope, a suppressor and three extra ten-round detachable mags. Think you can handle that, or should I take my business elsewhere?
Big Ed: Suppressors are illegal for civilian use.
Susan Carpenter: Let's see what Dominic has to say about that? Yeah, Dominic. Look, chief, all due respect, I got a plane to catch. So why don't you just name your price and I'll get out of your hair?
Winston Churchill: I am choosing between trials and tribulations. Do stop adding to them.
Tad Jones: Don't worry, Sara... Tad Jones is on the case.
Jay: We don't need swords for... the waffle house.