Reynolds Woodcock: Marriage would make me deceitful and I don't ever want that.
Dom: My old scoutmaster used to say 'If the shortcut was a shortcut, it wouldn't be called a shortcut, it would be called a route'.
Bif: Last time I checked there wasn't an age limit on getting your leg over.
David Jordan: Goodnight, nobody.
Anna Shepherd: You are such a child.
Nick: A sexy child.
Nick: Wait, no.
Anna Shepherd: Goodbye, Nick.
Gene: Throw some sauce on that dance burrito.
Cory Lambert: You don't catch wolves looking where they might be, you look where they've been.
Barry Seal: The problem isn't the room. It's weight.
Thurgood Marshall: I wouldn't be here if I didn't think we could win.
Oliver: Can I kiss you?
Elio: Yes, please.
Greg Sestero: You are a fucking villain, you fucking Frankenstein-looking motherfucker. (01:16:15)
Samantha Kingston: If I was going to live the same day over and over, I wanted it to mean something... and not just to me.
W.F. Gerald: Find a window. Pounce.
Lori Spengler: How did you figure it out?
Tree Gelbman: Because you've killed me before.
Lori Spengler: Then I guess I'm just going to have to do it again.
Baby: You and I are a team.
Doc: Don't feed me any more lines from 'Monsters, Inc.' It pisses me off.