Mr. John Dickens: The mere sight of cows causes her actual, physical pain.
Spider: I want my shit back.
Steve Ford: I want my dog back.
Gargamel: Stop ruining things! Ruining things is my thing.
Emily Middleton: Let's go out tonight. Hair, makeup, boobs... we're going out.
Linda Middleton: Emily, I am not going out at night.
Emily Middleton: Everything shouldn't be so scary.
Ruth: Oh, it damn well should. One in four tourists are kidnapped.
Emily Middleton: Not true.
Ruth: One, two, three... Somebody's missing.
Juliet O'Hara: I can clean up my own messes.
Carlton Lassiter: Man, I know what you can do! You be careful out there. And tell Spencer to keep sucking it. Like, keep at it, do not stop.
Tad Jones: Don't worry, Sara... Tad Jones is on the case.
Mitzi: You seein' anybody?
Agent Cooper: I'm married with two kids.
Mitzi: Take my number. Things happen.