Daphne Milne: You know what writing a book against war is like? It's like writing a book against Wednesdays. Wednesdays... are a fact of life, and if you don't like them, you could just stay in bed, but you can't stop them because Wednesdays are coming and if today isn't actually a Wednesday it soon will be.
Winston Churchill: I am choosing between trials and tribulations. Do stop adding to them.
Peter Turner: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Lauren Bacall when you smoke?
Gloria Grahame: Humphrey Bogart. And I didn't like it then either.
Ben Bradlee: He says we can't, I say we can. There, you're caught up.
Bobby Riggs: You and me, Billie Jean. Three sets, five sets - your choice.
Billie Jean King: Are you drunk, Bobby?
Bobby Riggs: No, of course not. How about this: "Man vs. Woman." "Male Chauvinist Pig vs Hairy-Legged Feminist."
Dr. Matthews: You seem healthy to me.
Jeffrey Dahmer: What about what's on a patient's mind?
Mr. John Dickens: The mere sight of cows causes her actual, physical pain.