Benji Dunn: Join the IMF and see the world. On a screen. From a closet.
Michael Finkel: It's not easy to relate to someone accused of four murders, but everybody understands a child needing a toy.
Dr. Brooke Powell: Why do you do that?
Carrigan Burke: What?
Dr. Brooke Powell: You tell your old war stories and you make yourself sound like an old man.
Carrigan Burke: Comes with the territory. We age in dog years.
Litvenko: You're a bastard.
John Smith: I know.
Litvenko: No. You don't. You're a result of inferior technologies. A failed experiment. An Agent's advantage is not his body, John Smith. It's his mind. You will never be as good as him.
Libby Day: I am not angry or sad or happy to see you. I could not give a shit. You don't even ripple.
Lila: Maybe we could help each other.
David: Each one of us is on a journey and we feel it's important to be on this journey with the people you love.
Zoe: Did I just die?
James: Just be glad you don't have what Samantha had got.
Riley: Why, what'd she have?
James: Well, you know, they're not really telling me much but my buddy over at the coroner's office said it's some kind of necrotic STD - it's some really gnarly shit.
Riley: Shit?
Riley: Yeah... well you didn't fuck her did you?
James: Neh... What? No.
Bruce Kenner: I am starting to use my head again.
Kristen: Why didn't you protect him?
Sheriff Kretzer: Boys I know you can hear me. You are in a whole lot of trouble.