Ed Oswald: My granddaddy used to work down there. One time, him and two of his buddies broke into a whole new cave system. Really big. Company bosses figured there should be some rick picking to be had, so they sent my granddaddy back down to have a look-see. He never come back. Folks reckoned they must've broke clean through into hell. The devil was mighty pissed.
Simon McNeal: There is something going on in this house, all right? The first time upstairs, yeah, I faked it. But the second time, that was real. That was something way beyond a few pieces of charcoal. Something way beyond what a guy in a lab coat will ever tell you.
Mary Florescu: I thought you were smarter than this, Simon. I thought, for a moment, you were for real.
Bobby: We just saved about a billion lives there.
Father MacAvoy: God, I need a drink.
Lai Lai Zhen: You drink too much, and your eyes give you away. You damage your liver.
Father MacAvoy: That's just perfect. That's just exactly what I need. Health advice from a hit man.
Gavner Purl: There are no real generals left, hombre. You and I, we're the last of the Mo-Freakins.
Sophie: Alex thinks I'm a slut. Do you think I'm a slut?
Brent: Yes. But that is what I love about you.
Sophie: I thought you loved my tits.
Brent: I do. You have perfect tits. I could hold them forever.
Edward Dalton: Welcome back to humanity. Now you get to die.
Wendy: But what about you?
Matt Campbell: I'm already dead.
Claire Stenwick: I found these in your closet.
Ray Koval: I swear to you I have no idea who they belong to.
Claire Stenwick: Well in that case I'll put them back on.
Ray Koval: You're gaming me?
Diego: When you were waiting at the roundabout, for a car to pass on your left, Lena and you kissed.
Mateo Blanco: We kissed? I don't remember that.
Diego: It's a normal kiss, the kind couples give each other out of habit.
Mateo Blanco: The last kiss.
Diego: Yes. Lena didn't die in your arms, like you'd dreamed, but the last sensation she took from this world was your mouth.
Michael McCrea: You off the drink?
Jim McCrea: Just have a yen for some java, man.
Ryder: Life is simple now. They just have to do what I say.
Surgeon: Who the fuck are you and what do you want?
Tao: I'm the mother fucker that's going to do you, what you've been doing to everybody else.
Jason: She stuck a lipstick in her boob and it fell out of her pussy... Okay?
Keith Ripley: What the fuck are you doing?
Gabriel Martin: Improvising.
Paige: You know what Mari? I think Justin here could be kind of cute if he lost his whole like creepy, hooded Unabomber kind of vibe he's got going on. Don't you think?
John Connor: I knew it. I knew it was coming. But this is not the future my mother warned me about. And in this future, I don't know if we can win this war. This is John Connor.
Onigen: You think the more demons you kill the more human you become, don't you? How naïve.