Best movie quotes of 2009

Driver: Are you all right?
Jess: Who are you?
Driver: I'm just a driver... No point trying to save the boy, there's nothing anyone can do to bring him back. So... Can I give you a ride?
Jess: Yes. Take me to the harbor.

Steve Lopez: I don't give a smooth fart whether or not we go.

Master Roshi: In an ancient time, Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by man, but by Gods from the sky.

Burke: During your travels, it's important to always keep one thing in mind: when one thing ends, something else begins.

Harry Finklestein: So, did Aram tell you about this operation I'm having?
Roberta Finklestein: Harry?
Sandy: No.
Harry Finklestein: They're gonna give me a new asshole.

Wendy: But what about you?
Matt Campbell: I'm already dead.

Onigen: You think the more demons you kill the more human you become, don't you? How naïve.

Sarge 'Nicotine' Crocket: Where's Cisco?
Tomboy: He's... in heaven... telling the Virgin Mary he can change her life.

Mary Horowitz: It's like taking 10 friends on a camping trip.

Philip J. Fry: Bite my shiny metal hat!

Henry Carter: It's all bullshit and then you die.

The Mull: Well done, man. What the fuck was that about?
Michael McCrea: I wouldn't like to say.
The Mull: And I wouldn't like to hear you say, cos that'd mean you'd a big fuckin' mouth.

Shawn MacArthur: Where are we going?
Harvey Boarden: You're in a $100,000 dollar Mercedes. Thats where were going.

Oliver: Wow, from here it kinda looks like you're wearing a stryper T-shirt.
Bliss Cavendar: Stryper? Yeah, 80's christian heavy metal. I mean in the name of jesus we rock.

Teddy: Man, this whole town is dead.
Mia: Oh my God. Maybe this is like "The Sixth Sense" and we're the ones who are really dead.
Nadine: You know what, Mia? I've been holding something back all night, so I'm gonna go ahead and say it now: That doesn't make any sense, you stupid bitch.

Edward Dalton: Welcome back to humanity. Now you get to die.

Irv: I'm not a god. That's just a rumor my mother started.

Michael Moore: Do you have any advice for me?
Wall Street Professional: Don't make any more movies.

Sophie: Alex thinks I'm a slut. Do you think I'm a slut?
Brent: Yes. But that is what I love about you.
Sophie: I thought you loved my tits.
Brent: I do. You have perfect tits. I could hold them forever.

Laurie Strode: I'm not me.
Mya Rockwell: Who are you, then?
Laurie Strode: I'm Michael Myers' sister.