Best movie quotes of 2009

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Away We Go picture

LN: Roderick, Roderick, it's so easy to forget how great the economic divide is these days. These guys have nothing. How should we expect them to know anything about anything?

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Aidan: When they come, all we can do is run and hope that we are fast enough.

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Paloma Josse: Planning to die doesn't mean I let myself go like a rotten vegetable. What matters isn't the fact of dying or when you die. It's what you're doing at that precise moment.

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Federico Fulce: I just had the most painful piss of my life.

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Wes Wilson: I'll put in my next book. How does that sound?
Isaac: Like having my balls licked by a porcupine.

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Connor: You need sortin' out, you do.
Mia: So you keep sayin' But you're nothing to me, so why should I listen?

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Journalist: Many people said that you are an 'Ice Woman'.
Anna Wintour: Well, this week it was pretty cold, that's all I can say.

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She: A crying woman is a scheming woman.

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Sean Combs: Yo, he got sex appeal like LL?
Wayne Barrow: A little bigger than that.
Sean Combs: What, like Heavy D?
Wayne Barrow: He's a little darker than that.
Wayne Barrow: He look like Wesley Snipes?
Wayne Barrow: Oh, he ain't Wesley.

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Abbey Tyler: The stuff that really shakes us.We seldom never see coming.

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Paige: You know what Mari? I think Justin here could be kind of cute if he lost his whole like creepy, hooded Unabomber kind of vibe he's got going on. Don't you think?

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Pamela Voorhees: Did you know a young boy drowned here? He was my son. And today, is his birthday.

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Against the Dark picture

Surgeon: Who the fuck are you and what do you want?
Tao: I'm the mother fucker that's going to do you, what you've been doing to everybody else.

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Neil: When we get to the country, we are gonna piss up all the trees to mark our teritory, then we are gonna find a pub and get so drunk we can't remember how to speak, and we'll communicate in grunts like neanderthals, before passing out in the woods.

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Fletch: Hahahahahahahaha! It's got a big metal cock for a handle.

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The Wanderer: Believe me when I say this, these were some evil sons of bitches.

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