Alan A. Allen: I am an inventor, Patrick. An inventor of machines.
Vera: Marv, I gotta pee.
Marv Merchants: Vera, you can pee next week.
Sam the Eagle: It seems the words on my mug are right: "It is hard to soar with Eagles when you work with Turkeys."
Rayford Steele: What can you do?
Buck Williams: I can't do anything, but God can.
Gerald: Do these belts come in any other color?
Bridget: Black or pink?
Gerald: Uh, we'll take black.
Carla: Everything here is by the book.
Kelly Collins: Thanks for the warning Carla, but I would really like to try and retain my individuality around here.
Buttercup: Get your hands off him, you darn dirty ape.
Jane: Don't you see, Hook? You will never win. Not as long as there's faith, trust, and pixie dust.
Gothel: Rapunzel, you and your friends won't live to see the next sunrise.
Paikea: A long time ago, my ancestor Paikea came to this place on the back of a whale. Since then, in every generation of my family, the first born son has carried his name and become the leader of our tribe... until now.
Romana Denison: David, what is it?
David Scott: It's the height. I think I'm having a panic attack.
Romana Denison: Remember you are of the Sky.
David Scott: I am not of the Sky. I don't know who said that. If anything I'm of the Couch.