Ronald Bartel: The funny thing about firemen is... Night and day they are always firemen.
Captain James T. Kirk: Spock, you want to know something? Everybody's human.
Captain Spock: I find that remark... Insulting.
Freddy Krueger: Every town has an Elm Street.
Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool for a guy about to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After fucking your wife I'll take two.
Judith Merrick: So now you know.
Dan Merrick: You're Insane.
James: Where's Mr. Morehead?
Joyce: Who?
James: You know, Mr Morehead.
Joyce: Who's that?
James: Arthur, got more head than hair.
Franklyn Madson: Well I, for one, am v-v-very interested to see w-w-what's going to happen next.
Tom Frost: No American should find himself in a foreign land without a pistol.