Bogart (with blackface): My oh my! I can work for Mr. Benny now.
Mr. Stork: Here we are, now. Please don't crowd each other. Pick out the ewe that you like best, and she will be your mother.
Daffy Duck: Would it be too much to ask if we could make up our minds, hmmmm?
Daffy Duck: This is preposthterousth-th.
Daffy Duck: Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips.
J. Piedmont Mumblethunder: I'll stop all this, officer - - I'm gonna put pants on Philip - right now! -.
The Sea Captain: God has damned me. God has damned us all. Truly, life is hell, and death's rough hand her only deliverance.
Daffy Duck: I guess he's gone now.
The Little Man from the Draft Board: Well, now, I wouldn't say that.
Hubie: Bert, an average mouse eats 12 pounds of cheese in a lifetime. I figure tonight we've lived 2000 years.
Yosemite Sam: Be you the mean hombre that's a-hankerin' for a heap of trouble, stranger? Well, be ya?
Bugs Bunny: I be.
Dorlock Holmes: I may be down, but the jig is up.
Bugs Bunny: Like the man said: Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
Bugs: O mighty warrior of great fighting stock / Might I inquire to ask, ehh, what's up Doc?
Taxidermist: May I help you?
Woody Woodpecker: Yeah. How about a menu?
Taxidermist: I beg your pardon?
Woody Woodpecker: A menu, menu! M-E-N, men. Y-O-U, you. Menu.
Calvin Q. Calculus: I invented the portable hole for the good of humanity. But let us all hope it will never be used for evil purposes.
Jackson Norris: Trevor, you told me that when you got this role that you'd researched it thoroughly.
Trevor Slattery: Yeah, but when an actor tells you he's "done the research" it means he's switched on his computer, googled his own name and had a quick wank.
Bugs Bunny: Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermus percussion pitch.
Bugs Bunny: Look at him stuffing himself while poor little rabbits lie out here starving.
Bugs Bunny: Hey, look, folks! I'm ahead! I'm in the lead! I'm gonna win, yeah! Hooray for the rabbit! Hooray! Look at me go! Look at me go.