Joey and the Dream Girl (2) (series 1)

Michael: You're a hot girl. Hot girls get stuff for free.

Joey: Yeah, it's true. It's in the Constitution.

Alex: Look, I know what I am. I'm not a hot girl. I'm cute.

Michael: You're a hot girl that doesn't know she's hot. Joey was telling me about those.

Alex: No, I know hot girls. My sister is one of them.

Michael: "The even hotter sister" – one of four ways a girl doesn't realise she’s hot. Along with "went to a girls' school", "used to be fat", and "is blind."

Joey: You have learned well, young Michael.