Mistakes in films/shows featuring John C. McGinley

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Quotes from John C. McGinley

Below are a few quotes involving John C. McGinley - click the movie's title to view the complete list. If you think their finest moments are missing from the full list, just click "contribute" to submit something new.

Carla: You can deny you like her all you want. But, I know for a fact, that every time you guys are done "playing racquetball" or "having a conversation" or whatever it is you crazy kids are calling it, you like nothing more than to just lie next to Jordan and watch her sleep.

Dr. Cox: It would be impossible for me to lie next to Jordan, she sleeps hanging from a ramp in the ceiling, wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings.

Dr. Cox: Let me ask you a quick question: are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your ass off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside somebody's clogged artery when all that person has to do, really is - oh, I don't know - go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that? And, I know here, I know I'm supposed to be Dr. Give-A-Crap, but you wanna hear the God's honest truth? And this is a fact: you are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya?

Dr. Cox: Hey, Betty. Hey, Wilma. Oh, what the hell, you're only forty minutes late. Do I... do I smell beer?

JD: Uh, we... uh, we had a few.

Dr. Cox: Newsflash, you can't drink and then come to work. You're not airline pilots.

Dr. Cox: You want some advice? No matter where you go in life, always keep an eye out for Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient.

JD: Now what's that supposed to mean?

[A patient flies in from offscreen, dragging JD through a door.]

Johnny: Who am I!?

Elliot: Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?

Dr. Cox: No, Barbie... It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively TO clowns.

Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it.

Dr. Cox: This moment is so great I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of little moments!

Dr. Cox: People are just bastard covered bastards with bastard filling.