Quotes from Tia Carrere movies and TV shows

Richard Clark: Victoria, could you give me a ride home? I seem to have misplaced my car.
Victoria Chapell: Oh, don't worry about it. All the teachers loose their car on their first day.

Nani: I can't sleep with that thing loose in the house.
Lilo: You're loose in the house all the time, and I sleep just fine!

Nani: I'm sure my sister is very sorry and didn't mean it.
Lilo: Very sorry.
Nani: See?
Lilo: But I did mean it.
Nani: Lilo.
Lilo: Next time, Myrtle's goin' down! She's goin' way down.
Nani: No more pro-wrestling for you.

Agent Pleakley: I think I should drive.
Nani: Two eyes, my car, I'm driving.

Agent Pleakley: Sorry, can't help you. I have a full day of Earth research ahead of me.
Nani: You mean watching talk shows and reading gossip magazines?
Agent Pleakley: Yeah. It really takes it out of ya.

Sydney Fox: I'm talking about something much more serious than a curse! I'm talking about a crazy woman in a bustier.

Kurt Reiner: I need you like a need another does of yellow fever.
Sydney Fox: Yellow, the perfect colour for a coward.
Kurt Reiner: That's not what you said in Katmandu.
Sydney Fox: Forget Katmandu.
Nigel Bailey: Oh, what happened in Katmandu?
Sydney Fox: Nothing happened in Katmandu.

Zale: I can pay you well.
Sydney Fox: I know, but I'm priceless.

Cassandra: I don't believe I've ever had French champagne before...
Benjamin Kane: Oh, actually all champagne is French, it's named after the region. Otherwise it's sparkling white wine. Americans of course don't recognize the convention, so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white "champagne", even though by definition they're not.
Wayne Campbell: Ah yes, it's a lot like "Star Trek: The Next Generation." In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original.