Quotes from Stella Stevens movies and TV shows

Mike Rogo: You weren't on the streets that long! How many guys did you know! Do you realise how slim even one of those characters is on this boat.
Linda Rogo: You don't have to shout.
Mike Rogo: I said do you realise...
Linda Rogo: I heard what you said.

Linda Rogo: He only invited us because you're a Detective Lieutenant. Why don't you just go without me.
Mike Rogo: And what am I supposed to do at midnight? Kiss the Captain?
Linda Rogo: Don't knock it.

Reverend Frank Scott: Give her your shirt.
Mike Rogo: My shirt?
Linda Rogo: Come on.
Mike Rogo: Linda, next time you put something on, like I told you to put on.

Linda Rogo: Jesus Christ! What happened?
Reverend Frank Scott: We've turned over.

Linda Rogo: Shut up! Shut up! C'mon get up this goddamned ramp.
James Martin: Nobody can be as composed as you are Mrs Rogo.

Mike Rogo: This is the first trip since we got married, you know.
Linda Rogo: Yeah, and why we didn't fly I'll never know.

Linda Rogo: Just shoot me Mike. For Christ's sake just shoot me.

Mrs. Linda Rogo: I saw a young officer on deck the other day, and he looked damn familiar... even with his clothes on.
Mike Rogo: So... he recognized ya, so?
Mrs. Linda Rogo: So doesn't that bother you?
Mike Rogo: If it bothered me, I wouldn'ta married ya.
Mrs. Linda Rogo: Well first you arrested me six times.
Mike Rogo: Well I had to figure out some way to keep you off the streets... until you'd marry me.

Reverend Frank Scott: I said I was gonna get everybody out of here and goddamit I'm gonna do it.
Linda Rogo: Well, what do you want us to do?

Nurse Gina Rowe: They're suppositories Mr Rogo. You don't swallow them.
Mike Rogo: Then what the hell do you do with them?
Linda Rogo: For Christ's sake! I know what to do with suppositories. Just get them outta here.

Mike Rogo: You better watch your language, Preacher. You sound like you come from the slum or something.
Linda Rogo: You son-of-a-bitch! Go help him.

Linda Rogo: I'm going next. So if ole' fat ass gets stuck, I won't get stuck behind her.

Mr. Manny Rosen: Something must have happened to them. I tell you. Belle would have signalled.
Mike Rogo: Okay. That does it. I'm going through to find out what's happened.
Linda Rogo: Oh no you're not! You'll drown too.
Mr. Manny Rosen: Let me go, Mr Rogo. It's my wife.
Linda Rogo: Let him go, Mike.
Mike Rogo: I'm going through. All of you stay put till I get back.
Linda Rogo: Mike, please.
Mike Rogo: Take it easy, baby. I'll be back.

Reverend Frank Scott: Through the kitchens and go deeper and deeper in the ship till we reach the hull. That way.
Mike Rogo: And you just kick out the botton and we swim ashore, huh?
Linda Rogo: Or maybe you could yell 'This is the police' and it'll open right up.
Mike Rogo: Don't be a smartass.

Linda Rogo: So that's the cat this ship is named after, huh?
Captain Harrison: That's right, Mrs Rogo. The Greek God Poseidon. God of storms, tempests, earthquakes and other miscellaneous natural disasters. Quite an ill-tempered fellow.

Mike Rogo: Linda, Linda honey, you all right?
Mrs. Linda Rogo: Hi... where the hell have you been?
Mike Rogo: Where do you think? Flying around on my ass.

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