Vet: I'm sorry but as a priest, we're only allowed to drink holy water.
Quotes from Simon Bird movies and TV shows
Will McKenzie: Meanwhile, I was chasing a girl I had recently fingered to sleep.
Will McKenzie: Chasing a girl around Australia isn't romantic, it's extreme stalking.
Neil Sutherland: How long after a poo do you have to wait before you can have sex?
Will McKenzie: Please don't let this be my last thought.
Will McKenzie: So smelling like an industrial accident in a Lynx factory and looking like the world's shittest boyband, we hit the town.
Will McKenzie: I've lost my glasses!
Will McKenzie: That's it! Neil, you're right. It may not be paradise, but it's time we started enjoying this place for what it is.
Simon Cooper: A shithole?
Will McKenzie: Yes, but it's our shithole! So I say, we get out there, and get royally fucked up on Jay's dead grandad's money!
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