Quotes from Rebel Wilson movies and TV shows

Becky: This is all fucked up. I'm gonna walk in wearing my pajamas like I'm fucking Michael Jackson.

Sebastian Graves: Congratulations, by the way. When are you due?
Dawn Grobham: Oh, I'm not pregnant. I'm just fucking fat.

Robin: If you use an emoji, I will tit punch you.

Robin: It's like Gandalf is staring right at me. "No penis shall pass!"

Alice: Do you want to go see the Rockefeller tree?
Robin: No, Buzz-Cut and Dimples are visiting from Italy, and they want to know all about American Christmas traditions like us sitting on their faces.

Aubrey: What's your name?
Fat Amy: Fat Amy.
Aubrey: You call yourself Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yeah, so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back.

Bumper: I sometimes have the feeling we should kiss.
Fat Amy: I sometimes have the feeling I should do crystal meth, but then I think, hmmm... Better not.

Fat Amy: I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake.

Fat Amy: Listen, I don't want you guys to fight. You're Beca and Chloe, together you're Bhloe and everyone loves a good Bhloe.

Emily: Fat Amy, you have a lovely vagina.
Fat Amy: Thank you.

Beca: Guys, we've never competed against bands that actually have instruments. So what's the plan?
Serenity: Aw, you guys just sing other people's songs, right? Like karaoke? That's so cute.
Calamity: I'm Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity, and Charity.
Fat Amy: If I joined your group I could be obesity.

Beca: Are you sure about this?
Fat Amy: Have I ever let you down?
Beca: All the time.
Fat Amy: What?
Beca: You're very unreliable. It's like one of the hallmarks of your personality.
Fat Amy: You're not remembering all the times I've been awesome.