Quotes from Noah Wyle movies and TV shows

Flynn Carsen: She may have been in cahoots with Wilde all along! Cahoots... I've been cahooted.

Nicole Noone: No calls. They'll use the signal to triangulate our location.
Flynn Carsen: Well, that's against the law.
Nicole Noone: They just tried to kill you. You think they care about breaking phone-tapping regulations?

Flynn Carsen: Oh, this can't be right.
Edward Wilde: What?
Flynn Carsen: Well, according to this, it can only be opened in the name of God.
Edward Wilde: So?
Flynn Carsen: So the name of God is only the biggest secret in the world.

Nicole Noone: You only live once.
Flynn Carsen: Unless you believe in Buddhism or Sikhism.
Nicole Noone: I hate you so much.

Nicole Noone: Maybe you made a mistake.
Flynn Carsen: I don't get facts wrong! It's everything else I screw up.

Flynn Carsen: Professor Harris. I should've known he was evil. He gave me an A-minus.

Flynn Carsen: I just want to get to know the Nicole beneath the surface arrogance. Peel back the layers.
Nicole Noone: What do you think is below the surface arrogance?
Flynn Carsen: More arrogance. And then perhaps a few delicious layers of flaky disdain. All around a creamy sweet center of homicidal rage.

Flynn Carsen: When I say 'jump', we jump.

Judson: For centuries, men sought Solomon's treasure.
Flynn Carsen: It's just a legend... Isn't it?

Judson: Now, lemme show you something. How would you like to see an authentic Sioux Indian arrowhead?
Flynn Carsen: Really? You actually found one?
Judson: Yeah.
Flynn Carsen: Oh, yeah! Where did you find it?
Judson: EBay.

Flynn Carsen: Well, I have dated older women before but uh, dead is new to me.

Flynn Carsen: Do you know that since I've been working here, I have not been in a relationship with a woman that has lasted more then six months?

Flynn Carsen: Where's Judson?
Charlene: In the large collections annex.
Flynn Carsen: We have a large collections annex?

Flynn Carsen: The symbol on the shield... the Tree of Knowledge.

Flynn Carsen: This way?
Simone Renoir: That leads to Jean's quarters.
Flynn Carsen: You mean his bedroom, don't you?
Simone Renoir: Now, now. Don't be jealous.

Simone Renoir: You can not escape your destiny, Flynn.
Flynn Carsen: No, I was trying to take a little vacation from it, but it didn't seem to work out.
Simone Renoir: No! If you fight your destiny, you will be miserable. You must embrace it and revel in every moment.

Flynn Carsen: Charlene, how big is the Library?
Charlene: As big as we need it to be.

Flynn Carsen: The Judas Chalice. The holy grail for vampires.

Flynn Carsen: The tarnish on this coin... Silver oxidizes. It doesn't corrode like this.

Flynn Carsen: So, you knew the pirate Lafitte?
Simone Renoir: Light-weight when it came to rum. Not so tough passed out in his poofy shirt.