Quotes from Michael Chiklis movies and TV shows

Ben Grimm: No more cracks about how I look.
Johnny Storm: Hey, call me Mr. Sensitivity. Everybody out of the way! Wide load coming through! He's huge!

Ben Grimm: That underwear model washed out at NASA for bringing two Victoria's Secret wannabes into a flight simulator.
Reed Richards: Youthful high spirits.
Ben Grimm: They crashed it into a wall.

Ben Grimm: It's clobberin' time.

[The military, Fantastic Four and Doom are watching a video of Dooms encounter with the Silver Surfer.]
Dr. Doom: Well?
The Thing: I like the part where he knocks you on your ass.

Holland Wagenbach: You ever hear of a Canadian super pot?
Vic Mackey: What, you looking to buy a bag?

Smitty: Why are you guys always coming to me with this shit?
Vic Mackey: Because you're the last honest guy we know.

Vic Mackey: Get over it and don't bring it up again.

Vic Mackey: I don't step aside. I step up.

Vic Mackey: Ay, Mo. Your sister's ass really tastes as sweet as Alvarez here says it does? He wants to know what your momma's putting in the corn muffin.

Captain Monica Rawling: Let me guess - you're either with Vic Mackey or you're against him.
Vic Mackey: Keeps things simple.

Vic Mackey: I'll never forget what you guys did for me.
Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: Don't worry, we won't let you.

Claudette Wyms: The evidence is lacking.
Vic Mackey: So is Dutchboy's dick but I'm not helping with that.

Vic Mackey: Until now I've tolerated you. Come near my men again... I'm gonna lose patience.

Vic Mackey: You still got that boyfriend?
Lauren Riley: You still got that wife?
Vic Mackey: No. You still got that boyfriend?

Vic Mackey: Pack up your shit and get on the first donkey back to home.

Vic Mackey: Partner up with a criminal? I can name one flaw in that plan.
Shane Vendrell: Only one?

Vic Mackey: Well maybe in your own mind, amigo. But in the real world, I don't answer to you. Not today, not tomorrow, not even on Cinco de Mayo.

Trish: Better than going home to an empty bed.
Vic Mackey: Well, I can't help you with that. At least, not tonight.

Vic Mackey: Hi. I'm detective Vic Mackey.
Cop: These your men?
Vic Mackey: It depends. What did they do?

Vic Mackey: You better figure out how much you hate me. And how you're going to deal with that. 'Cause I'm not going anywhere.
Claudette Wyms: Neither am I.