Quotes from Mackenzie Astin movies and TV shows

Captain Manzini: Did you get the blood of a toad and the eye of a newt?
Dodger: Nope. The pet shop's out of unicorns, too.
Captain Manzini: No wonder there's no magic in the world today. You can't get the ingredients.

Jimmy: That's like something out of the Nazis.

Jimmy: There's something deeply ingrained in human biology: women prefer bad over weak and indecisive... and unemployed.
Josh Neff: I don't know about that.
Jimmy: You think they do prefer weak, indecisive, and unemployed?

Narrator: Males of the pack sense the progression of the mating dance as well.
The Male's Friend: Fucked her?
The Male: Fucked her.
The Male's Friend: Cool.