Quotes from Judith Hoag movies and TV shows

Gwen Cromwell Piper: You are not a witch.
Marnie Cromwell: Oh, yes, I am, no thanks to you. You were going to let my powers go away forever.

Gwen Cromwell Piper: You can't go out tonight.
Marnie Cromwell: Why?
Gwen Cromwell Piper: I have my reasons and I will explain them to you when you're taller.
Marnie Cromwell: Mom, you've been saying that for like my whole life. It's just one night, what's the big deal?

Gwen Cromwell Piper: You flew here?
Dylan Piper: Not very well.

Gwen Cromwell Piper: No one's seen the Sinister girls or Dylan.
Marnie Piper: Have you checked the pound?
Gwen Cromwell Piper: That is not funny.

Gwen Cromwell Piper: With power comes responsibility.
Marnie Piper: You stole that from Spider-Man.

Chief Sterns: We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units and a decentralized networking scheme.
April O'Neil: I'm not sure I understood all of that, Chief Sterns. Would you mind repeating it, in English, perhaps?

April O'Neil: And then there's Casey Jones, a nine-year-old trapped in a man's body. He might be cute except for that pigheadedness.

April O'Neil: So, what do you guys like on your pizza?
Michelangelo: Oh, just the regular stuff: flies, stink bugs... It was a joke.