Quotes from James DeBello movies and TV shows

Rod: Man, take it easy, and if she's easy, take her twice.

Rod: Oh, yeah, nice from a far, but far from nice.

Dennis: Pancakes. Pancakes.
Bert: No pancakes.
Dennis: Pancakes.
Bert: No pancakes.

Chongo: This guy giving you shit, bro?
Little Kid: Yeah, he was going to mug me for my kiss ticket.
Trip: What! That's insane, I said "Hey, little kid, you know where I could take a piss?"

Mini-Mart Robber: I don't even think you have a gun.
Trip: Neither do I.

Trip: Man, this is better than the first time I got to finger a chick, man.

Trip: Hey scumbag! Drop it or I'll blow your head off.
Mini-Mart Robber: Oh yeah? You and what army?
Trip: ...the Kiss Army.

Trip: Fuck, it's Elvis.

Christine: Hey, you know what? Disco's so fucking big right now, I wouldn't be suprised if kiss did a disco song.
Lex: Man, if there's one thing kiss will never do, it is a bullshit disco song.
Jam: No shit man.
Trip: Yeah man. Disco blows dogs for quarters man.