Gordon: Cookie, will you stop eating the hubcap?
Cookie Monster: Taste delicious, me so hungry.
Olivia: But Cookie, we haven't even started on our trip yet.
Cookie Monster: That's OK. Me eat three other hubcaps later.
Gordon: Cookie.
Kermit: Piggy? Piggy, you're overacting.
Miss Piggy: What?
Kermit: You're overacting. You're hamming it up.
Miss Piggy: I am not! I am trying to save this movie.
Kermit: Yeah, well save your performance instead.
Sam the Eagle: You are all weirdos.
Bert: Oh, I love pigeons more then anything else in this world... besides oatmeal.
Yoda: Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
Darth Sidious: At last the Jedi are no more.
Yoda: Not if anything to say about it I have. At an end your rule is and not short enough it was.
Yoda: Destroy the Sith we must!
Luke Skywalker: I don't believe it.
Yoda: That is why you fail.
Luke Skywalker: I'm not afraid.
Yoda: You will be.
Luke Skywalker: I'm not looking for a friend! I'm looking for a Jedi master!
Yoda: Oh, Jedi master. Yoda. You seek Yoda.
Yoda: How you get so big eating food of this kind?
Yoda: That place is strong with the dark side of the force. In you must go.
Luke Skywalker: What's in there?
Yoda: Only what you take with you.
Yoda: When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
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