Quotes from Ellen Barkin movies and TV shows

Penny Priddy: What do you want from me Buckaroo? Who am I?
Buckaroo Banzai: As near as I can figure, you had an identical twin sister, and I married her. But that's over now, and she's gone. And that's about all there is really to say about that.

Lynn: Get out. Get out. You son of a bitch.
Elliot: Think you just insulted yourself, mom.
Lynn: Shut up and go fuck yourself!

Annette Atkins: I am reaching the point where I would kill someone for the nicotine under their fingernails.

Annette Atkins: I shoved your tap shoes in my panties before I was blown out of the house. You go find the guy who cut 'em off.

Amanda Brooks: Think I'd look good in something like that?
Margo Brofman: There's not much you wouldn't look good in.
Amanda Brooks: I bet you say that to all the boys who become girls.

Amanda Brooks: Jeez, did you check out that ass? Boy, how'd you like to give her a punch in the pants, huh, Walt?
Walter Stone: Oh, no, you're not gay are you?
Amanda Brooks: Pal, if I'm gay, Clint Eastwood is a transvestite.

Amanda Brooks: I'm Steve's sister.
Dream Girl: He never told me he had a sister.
Amanda Brooks: I'm his half-sister.
Dream Girl: He never told me he had half of a sister.
Amanda Brooks: We're looking for Steve, we don't know where he went. He said he was gonna chuck it all, like Gauguin.
Dream Girl: Who?
Walter Stone: Gauguin. He's an artist who went to Tahiti.
Dream Girl: I thought you said you didn't know where he went.

Margo Brofman: All right, you want me to tell you why you couldn't handle it?
Amanda Brooks: Unless you'd like me to jump off the fucking roof.
Margo Brofman: She's gay.
Amanda Brooks: No kidding.
Margo Brofman: And you are a macho, homophobic.
Amanda Brooks: Homophobic.
Margo Brofman: Yes, and gay male or female scares the living hell out of you.
Amanda Brooks: Right.
Margo Brofman: Where are you going?
Amanda Brooks: To jump off the fucking roof.
Margo Brofman: I should be so lucky.

Amanda Brooks: You know, being a woman, it's not half bad. It's being both that is the bitch.

Amanda Brooks: So tell me, what adjective would you say best describes him?
Arnold's Secretary Denise: Asshole.
Amanda Brooks: That could also be a noun.
Arnold's Secretary Denise: Major asshole.

Calamity Jane: A man that cgeats at cards ain't got no religion.