Quotes from Elizabeth Hurley movies and TV shows

Elliot Richards: But it's my soul! I can't give you my soul.
The Devil: What are you, James Brown?

Elliot Richards: You can't give sick people 'tic tacs!'.
The Devil: Sick people have notoriously bad breath, I'm performing a public service here.

The Devil: How would you like to make one simple decision that'll change your life forever?
Elliot Richards: Ok, I'm glad scientology works for you but.

The Devil: You know, you'd think that meeting the Devil would be interesting enough but no. All people want to know about is Him. Like He's so bloody fascinating.
Elliot Richards: So He's a man?
The Devil: Yeah, most men think they're God, this one just happens to be right.

Elliot Richards: I'm starting to think that women don't really know what they want.
The Devil: Amen.

Elliot Richards: Oh, yeah. You've been a really big help so far.
The Devil: I know. I've been really naughty, haven't I? Maybe a good spanking's in order?
Elliot Richards: Is that all you ever think about? Do you think everything is about sex?
The Devil: No, of course not! I mean, there's greed, gluttony, sloth, anger, vanity, envy.

The Devil: You're so nervous, Elliot.
Elliot Richards: How do you know my name?
The Devil: I'm psychic. Plus it's on your name tag.

Elliot Richards: This is breaking and entering.
The Devil: I know! It's fun, isn't it?

The Devil: Do you think your mommy and daddy just made me up so you'd be a good boy?

Elliot Richards: Maybe I should call you a cab... Although it's gonna be hard to find one that'll go to Hell this time of night.
The Devil: OOOOOOh. What a delightfully piquant wit.

The Devil: I am the Devil! Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, the Prince of Darkness! Well, the Princ-ess of Darkness, anyway.