Quotes from Elisha Cuthbert movies and TV shows

Danielle: Ooh, boxers.
Matthew: I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day.

Matthew: I just feel so weird.
Danielle: Shh. Relax. Ecstasy is not that bad.
Matthew: What?
Danielle: Kelly likes dosing people with E.
Matthew: Oh, my God. Am I gonna die?

Danielle: Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?

Danielle: Thank you.
Matthew: For what?
Danielle: I never went to prom.

Danielle: So what's the craziest thing you've done lately?
Matthew: Oh I mean, it's hard to tell, you know. I've just done so much nuts stuff.
Danielle: You haven't done anything, have you?

Karate Guy in Porn Film: Oooh, excellent, grasshopper. And now, for the final task of your training.
Danielle: You're gonna need a harder piece of wood that that, cowboy.
Matthew: That's not her.
Eli: Yeah, it is.
Matthew: Oh, no.

Carly Jones: You have to be careful.
Nick Jones: I am being careful.

Carly Jones: This Vincent guy is quite the artist.
Wade: Yeah. I think this Vincent guy needs therapy.

Wade: I just don't get what his beef is with me.
Carly Jones: Nick has beef with everyone.

Charlie Bellow: So it's true?
Jordan Roark: What?
Charlie Bellow: You don't wear underwear on recital days.
Jordan Roark: I never lie.

Jordan Roark: And so I decided that you and I would do everything he and I had done. That way, it would be almost like he had never died. And the pain would stop.

Jordan Roark: I hope that I've healed during our year apart, and that I'm sitting with you while you read this. But if I'm not, it's not because I don't love you... Because I do. And it's not because I don't miss you, because I miss you already. It'll just mean that I'm not better. And the story isn't over yet.

Jordan Roark: That's why human beings exist... to save each other from ourselves.

Jordan Roark: I like the way you handle me.

Jordan Roark: We have to stay alive, because we have to see how the story ends.