Quotes from Ed Oxenbould movies and TV shows

Alexander Cooper: Why are you here?
Anthony Cooper: Shut up.

Alexander Cooper: So his party's not on?
Paul Dumphy: No so everyone's coming to yours again.
Alexander Cooper: Really?
Paul Dumphy: Great right? His pox is your gain.

Paul Dumphy: Dude i've been looking everywhere for you. Have you heard about Phillip Parker?
Alexander Cooper: I don't want to hear anything more about his amazing party.
Paul Dumphy: No it's cancelled.
Alexander Cooper: What?
Paul Dumphy: Yeah he woke up with chicken pox. He texted me this picture these things are everywhere.
Alexander Cooper: Oh.
Paul Dumphy: They're even in his butt crack.

Garrett: Luke, truth or dare.
Luke: Well, it will be dare, of course.
Garrett: Okay. I dare you to touch her tit.
Ashley: No! Please don't do that.
Luke: It's the universal rule, Ashley. Do you have a preference? Right or left?

Garrett: Only reason to read this stuff is for the pictures.
Luke: It's a plus... I know what women like.
Garrett: Dude.
Luke: What?
Garrett: She's, like, twice your age. I really don't think it's gonna happen.

Luke: Truth or dare?
Garrett: Dare - and you better dare us to make out of something.
Luke: Not on your life.
Garrett: Why not? Why do you get to have all the fun?
Luke: Because she's my babysitter.

Dylan: I'm going to stay with you for as long as it takes.