Nick Smith: The most important thing to realise about parents is that there is absolutely nothing you can do about them.
Quotes from Chris Eigeman movies and TV shows
Nick Smith: Dawn in the big city. There are eight million stories out there.
Nick Smith: The cha cha is no more ridiculous than life itself.
Nick Smith: I guess you could say it's extremely vulgar, I like it a lot.
Nick Smith: Rick Von Slonecker is tall, rich, good looking, stupid, dishonest, conceited, a bully, liar, drunk and thief, an egomaniac, and probably psychotic. In short, highly attractive to women.
Jane Clark: What are you reading?
Nick Smith: The story of Babar... I'd forgotten how beautiful it was.
Nick Smith: It's a tiny bit arrogant of people to go around worrying about those less fortunate.
Nick Smith: Driver! Follow that pedestrian.
Nick Smith: I've always planned to be a failure anyway, that's why I plan to marry an extremely wealthy woman.
Nick Smith: The titled aristocracy are the scum of the earth.
Sally Fowler: You always say "titled" aristocrats. What about "untitled" aristocrats?
Nick Smith: Well, I could hardly despise them, could I? That would be self-hatred.
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