Quotes from Aaron Johnson movies and TV shows

Dave Lizewski: How do I get a hold of you?
Hit Girl: You just contact the mayor's office, he has a special signal he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock.

Dave Lizewski: How come nobody's ever tried to be a superhero?
Marty: I don't know. Probably because it's fucking impossible, dipshit.

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