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House vs. God - S2-E19

Dr. House: If you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic.

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Safe - S2-E16

Dr. House: You wake up in the morning, the paint is peeling, the water is boiling and your curtains are gone, which problem do you deal with first?
Dr. Foreman: House!
Dr. House: None of them! The building is on fire.

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New York's Finest - S2-E3

Frank Castle: You hit 'em, and they get back up, I hit 'em, and they stay down.

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New York's Finest - S2-E3

Frank Castle: You know the one thing you just can't see? You're only one bad day away from being me.

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Falx Cerebri - S2-E6

Polly Zobelle: Charge me or get out.
David Hale: [Picks up a shard of glass] Tell you what I'm gonna do. I slice open my arm, and charge you with aggravated assault on a peace officer. You'll do a three year pop in the San Joa dyke lodge - no questions asked.

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Chapter 1 - S1-E1

Frank Underwood: I never make such big decisions so long after sunset and so far from dawn.

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The Path of the Righteous - S1-E11

Father Lantom: Nothing drives people to church faster than the devil snapping at their heels.

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Chapter 39 - S3-E13

Claire Underwood: We've been lying for a long time, Francis.
Francis Underwood: Of course we have, imagine what the voters would think if we started telling the truth.

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Deadpool: Fucking finish her the fuck off!
Colossus: Language, please.
Deadpool: Suck a cock.

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Pilot - S1-E1

Clay Morrow: Only two things feel good in the joint, that's jerking off, and thinking about all the shit you're going to do when you get out. Darby's been in there for three years, I just want to make sure all his big shot dreams ended up in his cum rag, and not on his 'to do' list.

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Season 7 generally

Tig Trager: You know why I like working with you, Hap? You make me look like the normal one.
Happy Lowman: Whatever.

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Bainne - S3-E11

Bobby Munson: I'd tap that.
Jax Teller: Dude, you're twice her age and three times her weight.
Bobby Munson and Opie Winston: So?

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Potlatch - S2-E8

Tara Knowles: [Referring to Chibs' wife] I'm sensing she's not your favorite.
Gemma Teller: There have been three women I'm afraid of: my mother, my third grade math teacher, and that Irish bitch.

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James Bond: If you've come for the car, I parked it at the bottom of the Tiber.
Q: Oh, not to worry, it was only a three million pound prototype.

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Q: I believe I said bring it back in one piece, not bring back one piece.

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Toil and Till - S7-E2

Wayne Unser: Don't buy into that white-trash myth, these guys are not cretins. Jax Teller is formidable; as smart as he is dangerous.

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To Thine Own Self - S5-E11

Jackson Teller: The thug-side of you wants to chop my head off, but the fed side of you struggles with the felony whacking.
Luis Torres: Actually, both sides are okay with whacking - one side just has paperwork.

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: 250 feet. He was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. Oswald got off three rounds with an old Italian bolt action rifle in only six seconds, and scored two hits, including a head shot.

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Richie Roberts: This man murdered thousands, and he did it from a penthouse and driving a Lincoln.

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AKA The Sandwich Saved Me - S1-E5

Trish Walker: Fine, be the naked superhero. That could be your alias.
Jessica Jones: Better than the name you came up with.
Trish Walker: Jewel is a great superhero name.
Jessica Jones: Jewel a stripper's name! A really slutty stripper! And if I wear that thing, you're gonna have to call me Camel-toe.

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