North

North: What are you doing here?
Gabby: Well, I finished all my chores, I thought I'd get a little shootin' in.
North: No, I mean, have you ever been an Easter Bunny?
Gabby: Easter Bunny?
Pa Tex: Careful, Son, Gabby's killed men for less than that.
North: Oh, sorry.
Gabby: No harm done.

North's Father: I saw some blood in my stool this morning.

North: How does that get me into a good college?
Governor Ho: Well, since we don't use the letters B, C, D and F, you're pretty much guaranteed to get straight A's.

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