Wesley: I'll shoot that bitch like she scratched my car.
Betty Sizemore: My friend says if you were any more handsome it would be a crime. It's a shame you're such an asshole.
Wesley: This stuff's nuttier than my shit after I've eaten an Almond Roca.
Sherrif Eldon Ballard: Hey! I'm the law, I ain't gotta do nothing.
Wesley: I saw your TV movie. It sucked! Hasselhoff blew you off the screen.
Wesley: Did you have a good time? Did you make a wish? Get in touch with your blackness? Found your Betty... well, at least where she has been hanging out.
Charlie: Where? Where is she?
Wesley: Not telling you.
Charlie: What?
Wesley: Not telling you till you straighten up. Danced around like fucking bo-jangles out there, what the fuck? This has got to stop, and I mean it.
Betty Sizemore: He also works at Loma Vista.
Chief Nurse Iris Foster: What is that?
Betty Sizemore: It's the real pretty area, with the palm trees out front and the mountains in the background.
Chief Nurse Iris Foster: You have just described all of southern California.
George McCord: You're a grip! Go... grip something.
Charlie: I'm asking for an example of one of these dumb fucks being a dumb fuck.
