Emma: A tortilla is either corn or wheat. But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco, whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito. Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga. Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada. Roll it, it's an enchilada.
Emma: Either you are on coke or you got dysentery, either way ITS boring.
Ian: She made you decent, and in return you made her so happy, so happy, and I will always be grateful to you for that.
Emma: My hair smells like cheese - Monterey Jack.
Dexter: If I could give you just one gift, do you know what it would be? Confidence. That or a scented candle.
Emma: I love you, Dex, so much. I just don't like you anymore. I'm sorry.
Emma: I'll only be a minute. No playing with yourself while I'm gone.
Emma: Welcome to the graveyard of ambition.
Emma: That's a very serious face. You're not having a wee, are you?
Dexter: Come on, everyone's lost at 25.
Emma: I'm not lonely, I'm alone.
