Black Dynamite (2009) - 20 quotes

Chocolate Giddy-Up: I'm spendin' more bail money than I'm gettin' tail money.

Black Dynamite: Bullhorn, no! At long last, our friendship bonded by the struggle against The Man has been brought to an end by kung-fu treachery!

Black Dynamite: Scram. Scram! I said split! Shake the scene you turkeys! Get out of my house! I'll see you all tomorrow.

Black Dynamite: I'd like to take the credit, but dig, mama, there's no "i" in "revolutio...", in "team."

Patricia Nixon: Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware, you moon-cricket!

Sholanda: My momma said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite.

Brickwilla: So did my momma!

Black Dynamite: Err, uhh, hush up little girls. A lot of cats have that name.

Afroditey: I get off in fifteen minutes.

Black Dynamite: You right about that, sugar. You right about that.

Aunt Billy: Your mother would turn over in her grave if she were here to see this.

Black Dynamite: Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu?

Black Dynamite: Tiny. Get Pimpin Jake out of my trunk. Tell him the rest of my money by Wednesday or I'll make him stick himself.

Black Dynamite: Hey lil' mama, it may be bigger than you, and it may be bigger than me, but it ain't bigger than you AND me, can you dig it?

Black Dynamite: Fiendish Doctor Wu, you done fucked up now!

Black Dynamite: Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!

Black Dynamite: Lemme speak to the man in charge.

Militant 2: Sarcastically, I'm in charge.

Bullhorn: Go get Chicago Wind before he disappears. I'll take care of this gorilla eatin' goon here!

Bullhorn: You know he came around here about a week ago, with some cats that I had never seen before. Man I mean these cats looked mean! Meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over pork chops greens, can you dig it?

Black Dynamite: First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet.

O'Leary: We heard about your brother's death and we don't want you running around turning the streets into rivers of blood.

Black Dynamite: Then tell me who did it and I'll just leave a puddle.

Gloria: So you're one of those Tom Slick brothers that think they can get by on good looks, a wink and a smile, huh?

Black Dynamite: Tom Slick - no. But thank you for the compliment.

Gloria: No, I didn't mean that. Not that I think you have good looks. I just mean, y'know these guys with their...

Black Dynamite: Winks and smiles?

Gloria: Yeah

Black Dynamite: [winks]

Gloria: Well what about the smile?

Black Dynamite: I am smiling.

Black Dynamite: Shh, mama, you gonna wake up the rest of the bitches.