Gran Torino (2008) - 11 quotes

Walt Kowalski: I confess that I have no desire to confess.

Walt Kowalski: Take these three items, some WD-40, a vice grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.

Walt Kowalski: What the hell does everybody want with my Gran Torino?

Sue Lor: There's a ton of food.

Walt Kowalski: Yeah, well just keep your hands off my dog.

Sue Lor: No worries, we only eat cats.

Father Janovich: Why didn't you call the police?

Walt Kowalski: Well you know, I prayed for them to come but nobody answered.

Thao Vang Lor: What was it like to kill someone?

Walt Kowalski: You don't want to know.

Walt Kowalski: I once fixed a door that wasn't even broken yet.

Youa: You're funny.

Walt Kowalski: I've been called a lot of things, but never funny.

Barber Martin: There. You finally look like a human being again. You shouldn't wait so long between hair cuts, you cheap son of a bitch.

Walt Kowalski: Yeah. I'm surprised you're still around. I was always hoping you'd die off and they got someone in here that knew what the hell they were doing. Instead, you're just hanging around like the duop dego you are.

Barber Martin: That'll be ten bucks, Walt.

Walt Kowalski: Ten bucks? Jesus Christ, Marty. What are you, half Jew or somethin'? You keep raising the damn prices all the time.

Barber Martin: It's been ten bucks for the last five years, you hard-nosed pollock son of a bitch.

Walt Kowalski: Yeah, well keep the change.

Barber Martin: See you in three weeks, prick.

Walt Kowalski: Not if I see you first, dipshit.

Walt Kowalski: Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

Thug: What you lookin' at old man?

Walt Kowalski: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have messed with? That's me.