Dorian Newberry: Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone.
Dr. Edgar Caldicott: Science is God.
Gavin Strick: Mr. Newberry here has got the full-on Boo Radley, village idiot, Quasimoto thing going, don't you Mr. Newb?
Chug Roman: Come on, Rae-Rae, give up the plate for old Chug.
Rachel Wagner: Sounds razor.
Rachel Wagner: Listen, the last ferry leaves at eleven thirty. Just tell me you have a razor plan?
Steve: I am making this shit up as I go.
Chug Roman: Going somewhere with my custard there, Stephen?
Dr. Edgar Caldicott: Every time one of these kids gets a hard-on they go out and beat somebody with it.
Betty Caldicott: Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.
Steve: Be the ball.
Allen Clark: Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed.
Dorian Newberry: Do good things, lunch boy.
Lorna Longley: Treat yourself.
Gavin Strick: The Yogurt Shop, Yogurt Shoppe, what the fuck's a Shoppe?
