Danielle: Where are you anyway?
Alex Wagner: I'm taking my brother on a fishing trip.
Danielle: Give him a big kiss for me, all right?
Alex Wagner: Big kiss? I'll give him a big kick in the ass, that's what I'll give him.
Alex Wagner: Look like me? You of all people should know I would never in my life wear black silk underwear.
Danielle Wilde: Alex, don't! He's your brother.
Alex Wagner: Why, because he looks like me? I'm going to change that.
Alex Wagner: I hear all sorts of bullshit everyday, pal. You want some advice? Take your fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Disneyland.
Chad Wagner: What the hell happened?
Alex Wagner: You fucked up.
