Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) - 17 quotes

Dr. Evil: Well congratulations, numbnuts! You've succeeded in turning me into a frikkin' Jack in the Box!

Austin Powers: Twins, Basil. Twins.

Dr. Evil: Quid pro-quo, Mr. Powers.

Austin Powers: Yes, squid pro row.

Austin Powers: Like I'd ever let Goldmember get away.

Foxxy Cleopatra: Austin? Goldmember's getting away.

Austin Powers: Mole! Bloody mole! We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacaMOLE!

Austin Powers: Mr. Roboto is lying to us.

Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know.

Austin Powers: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.

Dr. Evil: I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.

Austin Powers: Your spy car's a Mini?

Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.

Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.

Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.

Dr. Evil: Alright, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! 1, 2, and 3, okay. I'm okay.

Austin Powers: What's wrong with your neck?

Nigel Powers: I took a Viagra, got stuck in me throat, I've had a stiff neck for hours.

Fat Bastard: Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.

Dr. Evil: You mean that I actually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?

Goldmember: I am from Holland. Isn't that vierd? Yesh!

Austin Powers: Oops. I did it again, baby.

Fat Bastard: On top of spaghetti all covered in.. corn? I don't remember having any corn.

Nigel Powers: There are two kinds of people I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.