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Better Off Dead movie quotes
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Towards the end of the film, during the chase scene between the newspaper boy and Lane, you can see the skis of the camera guy. See more...

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This movie is referenced in the video game Rock Band. One of the items you can buy for your in-game character is a pair of ski-goggles called "K12s". See more...

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Better Off Dead (1985) - 6 quotes

Directed by Savage Steve Holland, starring John Cusack, Kim Darby (add more)

Genres: Comedy, Romance

Lane Myer: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.

Johnny the paper boy: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.

Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!

Tree Trimmer: Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.

Lane Myer: Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

Charles De Mar: You ski the K-12 dude, and girls will go sterile just looking at you!

Charles De Mar: I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.

Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me.

Lane Meyer: Excuse me?

Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?

Lane Meyer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Big difference.

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