Thanos: I am... inevitable.
Tony Stark: And I... am... Iron Man!
Korg: Thor, he's back. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again.
Thor: Noobmaster.
Korg: Yeah, Noobmaster69.
Thor: Noobmaster, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy, if you don't log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right, yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel!
Korg: Thank you, Thor.
Thor: Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?
Korg: Thank you very much, I will.
Steve Rogers: Don't do anything stupid until I come back.
Bucky Barnes: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.
Scott Lang: It's crazy.
Natasha Romanoff: Scott, I get emails from a raccoon. So, nothing sounds crazy anymore.
Tony Stark: Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.
Rocket: Maybe I am.
Scarlet Witch: You took everything from me.
Thanos: I don't even know who you are.
Scarlet Witch: You will.
Rocket: Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.
Bruce Banner: Is that a person?
Rocket: Morag's a planet, Quill was a person.
Scott Lang: A planet? Like in outer space?
Rocket: Oh, look, it's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you want to go to space, puppy? I'll take you to outer space!
Spider-Man: You will not believe what's been going on. Do you remember when we were in space and I got all dusty? Well I must have passed out because I woke up and you were gone. But Doctor Strange was there, right, and he was like "it's been five years. C'mon they need us" and he started doing the yellow sparkly thing that he does all the time.
Rocket: What did you do?
Thor: I went for the head.
Hulk: Take the stairs. Hate the stairs!
Tony Stark: Why the long face? Let me guess, he turned into a baby?
Frigga: You're not the Thor I know at all, are you?
Thor: Yes, I am.
Frigga: The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?
Thor: I didn't say I was from the future.
Frigga: I was raised by witches, boy. I see with more than eyes and you know that.
Thor: [Crying] I'm totally from the future.
Tony Stark: This thing on? Hey Ms. Potts. If you find this recording, don't feel bad about this. Part of the journey is the end. Just for the record, being adrift in space with zero promise of rescue is more fun than it sounds. Food and water ran out four days ago. Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning. And that'll be it. When I drift off, I will dream about you. It's always you.
Tony Stark: Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot, that suit did nothing for your ass.
Steve Rogers: No one asked you to look, Tony.
Tony Stark: It's ridiculous.
Scott Lang: I think you look great, Cap. As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass.
Scott: Someone peed my pants! Not sure if it was the baby-me or the old me. Or was it just me me?
Scott Lang: We have enough Pym particles for one journey each, plus two test runs. [He accidentally triggers the device]...One test run.
Thanos: I used the stones to destroy the stones. It nearly killed me, but the work is done. It always will be. I'm inevitable.
James Rhodes: Let's search this place with a search party. He has to be lying.
Nebula: My father is many things. Liar is not one of them.
Tony Stark: Do you trust me?
Steve Rogers: I do.
James Rhodes: Wait, wait a second, let me ask something. If we can do this, you know, back in time, why don't we just find baby Thanos? You know [makes a strangling motion with his hands].. Bruce Banner: First of all, that's horrible...
James Rhodes: It's Thanos!
Steve Rogers: I'd offer to make you dinner, but you look miserable enough already.
Suggested correction: He needed to hot-wire the van. It's quite possible he could have left the van for parts (he's seen slamming a Leviathan to the ground) or to protect it. It also could have been an illusion by one of Dr. Strange's people.
DetectiveGadget85
Sorry but the suggested correction makes no sense. For one Dr Strange's people have no idea what Ant-Man looks like, and secondly Ant-Man would have no idea where to get parts from in the middle of a battlefield, let alone know if alien technology would be compatible. Also the time frame given when the scene plays out allows no time for him to leave the van, this is a legitimate mistake.
Dr. Strange's people don't know what Ant-Man looks like? He entered the battle with them long before they went to the van. Earth has had access to the same Leviathan parts since the original Avengers. If Toomes can make wings out of it in Spider-man Homecoming, it's possible he can figure something out. Clint had passed the glove to Black Panther before Ant-Man is seen in the background. There was plenty of time. He also could have been defending the van while they brought the glove.
There is plenty of time for Ant-Man to have left the van and returned to it. As the scenes play out, Ant-Man and Wasp are in the front of the van trying to hot wire it. The film then cuts to the battle for several minutes, as we see the passing off the gauntlet, which includes the brief shot of Giant-Man in the background. A few minutes later the film cuts back to the van and we see Scott opening the rear door of the van. So there's plenty of time for him to have gotten out of the van, saw potential trouble with the Leviathan, turned into Giant-Man to stop it while letting Hope finish activating the tunnel, and then returning to check the final settings. Now, all this raises another question that has to do with the apparent ease Giant-Man has in traversing the battlefield, as in why not just give Scott the gauntlet, have him turn into Giant-Man, take a few steps over to the van, and then shrink back down to take the stones back in time?
Vader47000