Vivian: Oh...Look honey, I have a runner in my pantyhose. Oops! I'm not wearing panty hose!

Woman at elevator: Shut your mouth, dear.

Vivian: You're late.

Edward: You're stunning.

Vivian: You're forgiven.

Edward: You can't charge me for directions.

Vivian: I can do anything I want, baby. I ain't lost.

Edward: What makes you think I am a lawyer?

Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you.