Mr. Wolf: We were never given a chance to be anything more than criminals. But these are the cards we've been dealt, so we might as well play them.
Danny Sharp: You are all gonna have the greatest story to tell at dinner tonight.
Young Amleth: I will avenge you, Father! I will save you, Mother! I will kill you, Fjölnir.
Billy Butcherson: Stop! I'm a good zombie.
Holdenfield: This planet has suffered five extinctions. This is going to be the sixth.
Giselle: Is it sometimes easier to live in Andalasia?
Nancy Tremaine: Well, I wouldn't say "easier." We have dragons and ogre rebellions.
Prince Edward: Last year, the entire kingdom was trapped in a giant whale.
Giselle: Oh.
Black Adam: I have a knack for destroying bullies. But there are some who think I need help: Hawkman, Dr Fate, and their new recruits Cyclone and Atom Smasher. They call themselves the Justice Society, an organization that believes in fighting for truth and justice. Well, I'm going to teach them, the only beliefs I fight for are mine. Welcome to truth, justice and the Black Adam way.
Big Mac: Caw caw motherfuckers. Let's blow this bitch.
Emily: If you want to tell me what to do, put me on the fucking payroll.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: I discovered the source of ultimate power.
Agent Stone: That sounds big.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik: It's been on my vision board for years.
Benoit Blanc: You dimwitted... brainless... JACKASS! Your one murder with any panache at all, and you stole the whole idea from me.
Belle Bottom: Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. Now, WHERE'S GRU?
Narrator: Kids ignore every important thing you say, then recall with painful accuracy every incriminating word you've uttered in the last five years.
Jack Russell: Just kill me as I am. Otherwise, there will be no mercy, I promise.
Meridian Clade: They're Teenagers! Boundaries.
Maren: I don't trust you. It doesn't matter if I'm right or wrong about that, it matters that I feel it.