Alana: Fuck off, teenagers.
Julie: I don't have anyone I can talk to the way we used to talk.
Emily Lighton: Is it snakes?
Mikey: What did the donuts do on their first date?
Strawberry: I don't know.
Mikey: They glazed into each other's eyes.
Strawberry: That's so stupid. But I can't believe I haven't heard that one.
Mikey: Well, I wrote it. You couldn't have heard. I kind of write donut jokes on the side. It's one of my many talents.
Evan McCauley: I must've really screwed up in my last incarnation.
Nora Brightman: Why would you say that?
Evan McCauley: Have you seen where I live in this life?
Dr. Rivers: I've always thought that politicians were too stupid to be subtle.
Siegfried Sassoon: Perhaps they're just too subtle to be inelegant.