Hutch Mansell: Give me the goddamn kitty cat bracelet, motherfucker.
Eloise: I know what you did.
Silver Haired Gentleman: I've done a lot of things, Eloise. You're gonna have to be more specific, luv.
Tony: All my life, it's like I'm always just about to fall off the edge of the world's tallest building. I stopped falling the second I saw you.
Frank Rossi: You know why God made farts smell? So deaf people could enjoy them too.
Green Knight: One year hence.
Gaius Helen Mohiam: You've proven you can rule yourself. Now you must learn to rule others, something none of your ancestors learnt.
Paul Atreides: My father rules an entire planet.
Gaius Helen Mohiam: He's losing it.
Paul Atreides: He's getting a richer one.
Gaius Helen Mohiam: He'll lose that one too.
Adult Trent: How would you feel if a fifty-year-old man called and said he was your six-year-old nephew?
Lucinda Krementz: The kids did this, obliterated a thousand years of Republican authority in less than a fortnight. What do they want? Freedom. Full stop.
Kate Dibiasky: We have exactly six months, ten days, two hours, 11 minutes and 41 seconds, until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth.
Dr. Randall Mindy: When did you do those calculations?
Kate Dibiasky: I put the moment of impact on a diet app. So, impact is when my diet ends. Only I'm not on a diet. I'm just crying five times a day.
Jim: I don't scare easy.
Desi Arnaz: We've been through worse than this.
Lucille Ball: We have?
Desi Arnaz: No.
Lexi: Homeless. Suitcase. Pimp.
Zoe Levenson: You never know where life's gonna take you. Yes, I applied to the HARP program because I thought it would be a funny story to be rejected by Hyperion. But now I realise this is one of those rare opportunities that could truly give my life meaning beyond anything I could imagine.
State Trooper: What's going on here.
Malik Khan: A road trip with my boys. Little man needed to stop for a toilet break.
State Trooper: Didn't think to put your hazards on?
Malik Khan: There was nobody on the road.
State Trooper: I was on the road.
Marguerite de Carrouges: My father told me my life would be blessed with good fortune. I'm married. I was a good wife. And then I was judged and shammed by my country.
Edee: Can we agree that you won't bring me news of the outside world?
Miguel: What if...aliens land?
Mary Fields: Allow me the latitude of completion.
Father Hagan: When God builds a church, the devil builds a chapel next door.
Gerry Fenn: I never thought that I would hear a Catholic priest quote Martin Luther.