Barb: I'm gonna destroy all music, EXCEPT FOR ROCK.
Guy: I'm not gonna be the good guy... I'm gonna be the great guy.
Molotov Girl: Whoa, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.
Barley Lightfoot: Put it in O, for onward.
Diana Prince: Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think.
The Cat: I know what you're thinking, 'cause I'm thinking exactly the same thing: What's in the box? And can we empty it so I can sit in it?
Hua Li: We have excellent news! The matchmaker has found you an auspicious match.
Hua Zhou: It is decided. Come and sit down. It is what is best for our family.
Otto: I have a gambling problem.
Shaggy Rogers: Drop some F-bombs.
Blue Falcon: Hey man, whoa, let's keep it PG.
Shaggy Rogers: No! Falcon bombs.
Artemis: We have to shut the Sky Tower down.
The Admiral: Let's try to live through this first.
John Thornton: This is a map of the Yukon. My son was always reading adventure stories, crazy about the news coming out of the Yukon. Wasn't the gold, he didn't care about that, it was the mountains. He spent all day looking at maps and pictures of the mountains, dreaming about was on the other side, places no-one had been, wild places. We could go, you and me, see what's out there. What do you think?
Harley Quinn: Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that.
Captain Kidd: See all those words printed in a line one after the other? Put 'em all together and you have a story.
Artemis Fowl Sr: May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face. May the rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, may a friend be always near.
Terry: I am happy to accept this very special award I requested, but that I absolutely deserve.
Clyde: You made it all this way for a girl, huh? Do you ever hear of the term fool's errand?
Danny Holledge: Fucking roaches... I'd rather be shot at.
Johnny Cage: Heeere's Johnny.
Melvin: Sheeeeeeeeit.
Guy: Tomorrow doesn't have to be a place. It's a person. It's you, Eep. You are my tomorrow.